"Flying Vollll-vos from the skyyyyyyy..."

From the Burlington Free Press:

Car sails into Blair Park building
Published: Thursday, December 15, 2005
By Ashley Matthews
Free Press Staff Writer

WILLISTON -- A white Volvo crashed into a back corner of the Fletcher Allen Given Health Care Center in Williston's Blair Park early Wednesday morning.

Nobody was in the building when the crash occurred, and the driver was not injured, Williston Police Sgt. Bart Chamberlain said. The driver, 24-year-old Tyler Lunderville of Essex, was given a citation for DUI, Chamberlain said. Police responded to the incident at about 4:35 a.m.

Although police are still investigating the incident, they say the vehicle passed through a row of trees and flew into the building's wall, leaving no tire tracks in the snow between the road and the health center. [...]

No word on the make, model, or wingspan.

(The only way the story could have been better was if this had been a Saab.)