Well, a Protege might not put out much signal...

...but it's probably not an ANTI-babemagnet, like some slow, square, dull silver car I know of.

My buddy Fritz talks cars.

In the spirit of things, a list of the things I've owned over the years:

1972 Chevy Monte Carlo
1969 AMC AMX
1976 Chevy Vega wagon
1980 Chevy Camaro
1986 Nissan SE pickup
1987 Camaro (Reba's car when we got married)
1992 Ford Taurus
1994 Plymouth Voyager (Moby)
1995 Ford F-150
1992 Mercury Sable
1994 Oldsmobile 88
2001 Honda Odyssey
1982 Ford F-100 (the beloved Franklin, may he be praised)
2001 Ford Focus
1986 Volvo 240 DL (the subject of this blog)