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Interesting story out of South Africa: 14 road speedsters nabbed in Ekurhuleni

January 15, 2006, 16:30

A Volvo driver going at 219kph [136 mph Ed.] because he desperately needed the toilet was one of 14 speedsters Ekurhuleni metro police nabbed on the N3 in Linksfield yesterday and today. "The man in his brand new Volvo advanced the reason of being compelled by the call of nature to travel at 219kph," said Wilfred Kgasago, a spokesperson. [...]

I'll have to remember that the next time I get pulled over for doing over 130.